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Today:

The devil uses a fork.


Tuesday 09/27
~ What fools these morsels be!

Monday 09/26
~ Whatever happened to all the worries?

Sunday 09/25
~ Love and carriage go together like horse and marriage.

Saturday 09/24
~ What do you call someone who thinks facts are opinon?

Friday 09/23
~ If it wasn't for socks we'd all be using centimeters.

Thursday 09/22
~ Pity the strawman watching horses eat.

Wednesday 09/21
~ Help, I'm drowning in a right wing think tank.

Tuesday 09/20
~ How do you tell if something is real?

Monday 09/19
~ Copyright enforcement is a Trojan horse.

Sunday 09/18
~ Is your mind made up, or is it real?

Saturday 09/17
~ You gots to have da proper ganda yo.

Friday 09/16
~ Kick some tires and make up your mind.

Thursday 09/15
~ You can't connect things apart.

Wednesday 09/14
~ Propritary operating systems are like cheap public housing.

Tuesday 09/13
~ Closed source has nothing to hide.

Monday 09/12
~ Immediate gains can numb your brains.

Sunday 09/11
~ Without the future we'd be stuck now.

Saturday 09/10
~ What we have is the result of what we have done.

Friday 09/09
~ Watch for netters inadvertently wandering into the real world.

Thursday 09/08
~ Single ruler looking to meet red swingline.

Wednesday 09/07
~ They is a mirror.

Tuesday 09/06
~ Watch out for butthurt trolls and deep cycle opinionists.

Monday 09/05
~ If there's no function associated with a word, nothing happens.

Sunday 09/04
~ There is no freedom in being non-cooperative.

Saturday 09/03
~ Guess what you find at the bottom of a barrel of monkeys?

Friday 09/02
~ Ideological certification may not be required.

Thursday 09/01
~ Sublimation goes both ways.

Wednesday 08/31
~ What if the future never really happened?

Tuesday 08/30
~ Is action the result of intent?

Monday 08/29
~ What causes behaviour?

Sunday 08/28
~ Do spare change.

Saturday 08/27
~ If one thing changes then everything changes.

Friday 08/26
~ Don't confuse lumping concepts with concepts of lumping.

Thursday 08/25
~ Many suffer from integrity deficit disorder.

Wednesday 08/24
~ Beware of metric terpitude.

Tuesday 08/23
~ Half of nothing is twice as much.

Monday 08/22
~ By the time we get to the future it will already have happened.

Sunday 08/21
~ Use pluck.

Saturday 08/20
~ Drive a shot into the rough.

Friday 08/19
~ Being responsible doesn't preclude stupidity.

Thursday 08/18
~ You always have a choice.

Wednesday 08/17
~ Be the ruler you wish to see.

Tuesday 08/16
~ Good questions are hard to come by.

Monday 08/15
~ Aluminum is fool's tin.

Sunday 08/14
~ Nothing is always an option.

Saturday 08/13
~ The pencil is mightier than the pen.

Friday 08/12
~ Lose neither hilt nor head.

Thursday 08/11
~ You can't eat a spoon.

Wednesday 08/10
~ Keep up the great work.

Tuesday 08/09
~ Crime is indifference.

Monday 08/08
~ Draft for the win.

Sunday 08/07
~ To appreciate a metaphor you need to be one.

Saturday 08/06
~ Plausible deniability is real.

Friday 08/05
~ To thine own size be true.

Thursday 08/04
~ If it ain't short, don't stretch it.

Wednesday 08/03
~ If you know the answer, do you know the qestion?

Tuesday 08/02
~ Redruler thinks linearly.

Monday 08/01
~ Scientists don't believe in science.

Sunday 07/31
~ Out of step with the times is a hallmark of politics.

Saturday 07/30
~ If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing.

Friday 07/29
~ Mice breed faster than cats. That's how they both survive.

Thursday 07/28
~ Nothing isn't unsubstantiated and unfounded.

Wednesday 07/27
~ Do a pier review before walking it.

Tuesday 07/26
~ Learning is really troublesome.

Monday 07/25
~ Keep up with the cloneses.

Sunday 07/24
~ Redruler can't come to the phone right now.

Saturday 07/23
~ Redruler is holding out for Windows 12.

Friday 07/22
~ Fish don't have a leg to stand on.

Thursday 07/21
~ Time is cheap.

Wednesday 07/20
~ Allegation is evidence to many.

Tuesday 07/19
~ Quantity isn't universal.

Monday 07/18
~ Is a baker's decade eleven?

Sunday 07/17
~ Imagine a clock that only goes to ten.

Saturday 07/16
~ Clocks know.

Friday 07/15
~ Twelve is the largest number with a single-morpheme name in English.

Thursday 07/14
~ If you see metric, you're not holding it right.

Wednesday 07/13
~ Everytime somebody uses centimeters a kitten dies.

Tuesday 07/12
~ How sad would be a ten inch ruler.

Monday 07/11
~ Indifference is not the same.

Sunday 07/10
~ Great opportunity lies ahead.

Saturday 07/09
~ Lies tell as much as truths.

Friday 07/08
~ You've got mail.

Thursday 07/07
~ Free speech without self-censorship is Tourettes.

Wednesday 07/06
~ Everything is taboo to somebody.

Tuesday 07/05
~ Browser fingerpointing is fun.

Monday 07/04
~ What is the meaning of meaning?

Sunday 07/03
~ Some days are zero days.

Saturday 07/02
~ Communication is culturally encrypted.

Friday 07/01
~ Watch out for subversive embroidery.

Thursday 06/30
~ Is there a word for thinking?

Wednesday 06/29
~ Don't replace thoughts with words.

Tuesday 06/28
~ TL:DR 12 inches.

Monday 06/27
~ Today was tomorrow yesterday.

Sunday 06/26
~ Innovation is the currency of propaganda.

Saturday 06/25
~ Percentages are very popular.

Friday 06/24
~ Batteries rule the world.

Thursday 06/23
~ You can make a lot of money as an elephant in a room.

Wednesday 06/22
~ Now is the summer of our content.

Tuesday 06/21
~ A spoon wouldn't go astray.

Monday 06/20
~ Is freedom of speech cathartic or communicative?

Sunday 06/19
~ Thinking isn't practical for everyone.

Saturday 06/18
~ Redruler's better half is from 6 to 12.

Friday 06/17
~ Don't replace one question with another.

Thursday 06/16
~ Assumption is the secret vision of the blind.

Wednesday 06/15
~ Narcs are related to daffodils.

Tuesday 06/14
~ Redruler had inches before it was cool.

Monday 06/13
~ Never stop counting.

Sunday 06/12
~ Computers are like cafeteria sandwithes.

Saturday 06/11
~ No witness enjoys a presumption of truthfulness.

Friday 06/10
~ You are guilty when watched.

Thursday 06/09
~ In a silo, you're not safe from the farmer.

Wednesday 06/08
~ Humans are trained to believe that popularity is good.

Tuesday 06/07
~ There is no justification for a rubber ruler.

Monday 06/06
~ Righteousness is an odd measure of truth.

Sunday 06/05
~ Interaction is communication of information.

Saturday 06/04
~ Why is a metaphysical question.

Friday 06/03
~ Are you safe in a silo?

Thursday 06/02
~ Surveilance denies a presumption of innocence.

Wednesday 06/01
~ Some people don't know what it means to win.

Tuesday 05/31
~ Thank goodness for confirmation dialogs. Y/n

Monday 05/30
~ Insanity is also a frame of mind.

Sunday 05/29
~ Freedom isn't for everyone.

Saturday 05/28
~ Facebook keeps idiots off the internet.

Friday 05/27
~ Hop thee to a bunnery.

Thursday 05/26
~ Too many bad hops in a row.

Wednesday 05/25
~ Nothing helps, especially if there isn't too much of it.

Tuesday 05/24
~ Everybody wants a pill.

Monday 05/23
~ Shiny things can make you blind.

Sunday 05/22
~ If you've made your mind up, evidence won't change anything.

Saturday 05/21
~ Let insurance cover the losses.

Friday 05/20
~ Some people know the price of everything, but the length of nothing.

Thursday 05/19
~ What does not measure up, makes you longer.

Wednesday 05/18
~ I definitely wish I'd gotten dessert.

Tuesday 05/17
~ We can share the distance.

Monday 05/16
~ Inches are the venire to come.

Sunday 05/15
~ Redruler goes full cyber.

Saturday 05/14
~ A ruler is worth a thousand words.

Friday 05/13
~ Nobody uses obsoleuerunt any more.

Thursday 05/12
~ You can start with the right answer.

Wednesday 05/11
~ Self configuration is healing.

Tuesday 05/10
~ Don't accidentally alienate yourself.

Monday 05/09
~ Thinking can make anything worse.

Sunday 05/08
~ Reality is limitless, and there's more where that came from.

Saturday 05/07
~ Entertain absurdity or it will bite you in the ass.

Friday 05/06
~ There's a lot of closet Satoshis.

Thursday 05/05
~ Is it wrong to agree with yourself?

Wednesday 05/04
~ The passphrase is not the passphrase.

Tuesday 05/03
~ Redruler is also Satoshi.

Monday 05/02
~ Cloud inversion saves canaries.

Sunday 05/01
~ Bring the clouds back home.

Saturday 04/30
~ You can spy in the sky when you die.

Friday 04/29
~ The adjacency matrix makes the man.

Thursday 04/28
~ A filter is not a mirror.

Wednesday 04/27
~ There's no honor among sieves.

Tuesday 04/26
~ If stealing was illegal, only criminals would steal.

Monday 04/25
~ Let's just say it sounds good.

Sunday 04/24
~ Now we're talking about selectors.

Saturday 04/23
~ We are all Redruler.

Friday 04/22
~ Propaganda don't surf.

Thursday 04/21
~ If you have nothing to hide, you're on the other side.

Wednesday 04/20
~ We like the benefits more than we like the risks.

Tuesday 04/19
~ Innovate me some vague.

Monday 04/18
~ Chimpanzees have four opposable thumbs but no phone.

Sunday 04/17
~ Type with your thumbs and feel young again.

Saturday 04/16
~ Nerd instinct causes people to think and act like those around them.

Friday 04/15
~ Do heteronomists have self-awareness?

Thursday 04/14
~ TV causes heteronomy.

Wednesday 04/13
~ Disintermediation is freedom.

Tuesday 04/12
~ Elsevier is a science pirate.

Monday 04/11
~ Ransomware becomes ransomwhere.

Sunday 04/10
~ Phish me a river. Save a bundle.

Saturday 04/09
~ Smoke gets in your lies.

Friday 04/08
~ Are Panama Papers better than Zig Zags?

Thursday 04/07
~ Double Irish Dutch Sandwiches are fattening.

Wednesday 04/06
~ You can get something affordable.

Tuesday 04/05
~ Fiverr's got you covered.

Monday 04/04
~ Gonna chat up some algos.

Sunday 04/03
~ Bots blend in where angels fear to tread.

Saturday 04/02
~ You can use bikeshedding to sound more human.

Friday 03/32
~ World schadenfreude day.

Thursday 03/31
~ If you don't know if something is sarcasm, then everything is.

Wednesday 03/30
~ How do you know a Creationist isn't being facetious?

Tuesday 03/29
~ The ruler evolved from the stick.

Monday 03/28
~ Redruler doesn't have a cow.

Sunday 03/27
~ Just wait an hour and it'll be now again.

Saturday 03/26
~ Redruler inches ahead.

Friday 03/25
~ Can you buy time?

Thursday 03/24
~ Clocks don't tick for nothing.

Wednesday 03/23
~ It all started with everything.

Tuesday 03/22
~ Generalities don't exist.

Monday 03/21
~ Science vs religion is like a shoehorn vs carrots.

Sunday 03/20
~ The world is full of ipso factoids.

Saturday 03/19
~ Speak once. Listen twice.

Friday 03/18
~ Listen responsibly.

Thursday 03/17
~ Anarchy is answerability.

Wednesday 03/16
~ Centralization leads to diffusion of responsibility.

Tuesday 03/15
~ Concatenate all the things.

Monday 03/14
~ Existence is categorical.

Sunday 03/13
~ Ipsedixitism does not appeal to cats.

Saturday 03/12
~ Cats are not dogmatic.

Friday 03/11
~ Cat's make good videos.

Thursday 03/10
~ You can rent a room to swing a cat.

Wednesday 03/09
~ Good guys sleep at night.

Tuesday 03/08
~ Guinea pig wanted. Caveats need not apply.

Monday 03/07
~ Virtual reality ceases to exist once you find it.

Sunday 03/06
~ Facebook is a doxing company.

Saturday 03/05
~ Don't take the bad with the good.

Friday 03/04
~ Yes is like no, except more positive.

Thursday 03/03
~ What is a virtual analogy?

Wednesday 03/02
~ Embrace the wisdom of naivety.

Tuesday 03/01
~ Make future nostalgia unhappen.

Monday 02/29
~ You have to go the right way around.

Sunday 02/28
~ It's about getting there.

Saturday 02/27
~ Home is somewhere else.

Friday 02/26
~ Coming back is half the fun of going.

Thursday 02/25
~ Ambiguity is a place.

Wednesday 02/24
~ We all live in the state of affairs.

Tuesday 02/23
~ You can't hide facts.

Monday 02/22
~ The right side is the far side.

Sunday 02/21
~ Always butter both sides.

Saturday 02/20
~ Never drop your toast.

Friday 02/19
~ If it ain't toast, it ain't bread.

Thursday 02/18
~ Day old is better than half baked.

Wednesday 02/17
~ Go ahead. Achieve the possible.

Tuesday 02/16
~ You can start at either end.

Monday 02/15
~ The further in you go, the further out you get.

Sunday 02/14
~ Trust yourself to trust others.

Saturday 02/13
~ More eyes see further.

Friday 02/12
~ Gravity is quite attractive, don't you think?

Thursday 02/11
~ If you can pull it off, it will go on.

Wednesday 02/10
~ Life then, is unbounded iteration.

Tuesday 02/09
~ The beginning is just a start.

Monday 02/08
~ Which came first, the foot or the ruler?

Sunday 02/07
~ One inch to rule them all.

Saturday 02/06
~ Redruler likes big-endian.

Friday 02/05
~ Do privacy hipsters eat at home?

Thursday 02/04
~ Fresh eggs are harder to peel.

Wednesday 02/03
~ Security is in the eyes of the beholder.

Tuesday 02/02
~ Redruler uses two factor authentication. Color and length.

Monday 02/01
~ What you get is what you see.

Sunday 01/31
~ Blame the movie maker for what happens in the movie.

Saturday 01/30
~ Make your own story and make it better.

Friday 01/29
~ Straw men make bad effegies.

Thursday 01/28
~ Creationism is a state of emergency.

Wednesday 01/27
~ Believing is the end.

Tuesday 01/26
~ Everything is the answer.

Monday 01/25
~ Can you search the future?

Sunday 01/24
~ What you know is what you find.

Saturday 01/23
~ 1984 ain't over yet.

Friday 01/22
~ Everybody is starring now.

Thursday 01/21
~ People you don't like know all about you.

Wednesday 01/20
~ Shall I compare thee to a sunny all day?

Tuesday 01/19
~ Measure all the things.

Monday 01/18
~ Inches. Gotta have them.

Sunday 01/17
~ On the internet, nobody knows you're a foot.

Saturday 01/16
~ What you hide is revealing.

Friday 01/15
~ Anonymity allows people to show their true selves.

Thursday 01/14
~ Too much is enough.

Wednesday 01/13
~ Never attibute to bullshit that which can adequately be explained by incontinence.

Tuesday 01/12
~ With free will you can override the laws of physics.

Monday 01/11
~ Good things and bad things should never be done in moderation.

Sunday 01/10
~ Nothing happens for a reason.

Saturday 01/09
~ It takes two to listen.

Friday 01/08
~ Cell phones are like Facebook. Get both for the win.

Thursday 01/07
~ Autocyberphilia. Think about it.

Wednesday 01/06
~ Think like a computer. Can you pass the Gnirut test?

Tuesday 01/05
~ Nothing happens in real life.

Monday 01/04
~ The only way to win is to change the rules.

Sunday 01/03
~ This is going to be the year of the ruler.

Saturday 01/02
~ So what was your first mistake this year?

Friday 01/01
~ The well read read red ruler.


             2016
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             2015


Thursday 12/31
~ The great chicken coup. Bouillon for the masses. So who's the winner?

Wednesday 12/30
~ Free speech requires a free mind, and free ears.

Tuesday 12/29
~ With free speech you're allowed to lie.

Monday 12/28
~ You can't have free speech all the time. You need to leave room for other people to talk.

Sunday 12/27
~ It's like two computers crashing at the same time. Do car nerds use computer analogies to explain themselves?

Saturday 12/26
~ Today is Boxenday. Great deals on Free Software.

Friday 12/25
~ It's Santa's birthday today! RR admires Santa's suit.

Thursday 12/24
~ Free speech forums have a downside. You can't get near the place without tripping over piles of rotting asses strewn about (like giant duckshit in a farmyard) after they've all laughed their asses off.

Wednesday 12/23
~ You've no doubt heard of the infinite monkey theorem. Well, there's also an infinite ruler theorem, but let me tell you one thing right now - it's not going to happen.

Tuesday 12/22
~ The beginning of wisdom is to call something by its true name. Red Ruler calls a foot a foot.

Monday 12/21
~ The meaning of too far depends on where you started, or if you went in a circle or not. In which case you could have gone too far without actually going anywhere.

Sunday 12/20
~ "Twelve inches ought to be enough for anybody." - RR

Saturday 12/19
~ Red Ruler likes to draw the line.

Friday 12/18
~ Got the wrong buffer? Forgot that embarassing deleted text was in there? Missing half? Life's like that. Red Ruler likes paste fail. We define ourselves by our mistakes. Don't get me wrong. Wait... Do get me wrong. Something good might come out of it.

~ the end is the beginning ~